No, the Choc-U-Lator does not make math delicious. It is, however, the most sadistic stocking stuffer ever. Imagine a child unwrapping what looks to be a chocolate bar only to find a calculator that looks like chocolate. They'd be scarred for life, which is totally hilarious.
It's a real calculator and a fake chocolate bar.
Size: 11 x 7 cm
[$, £, CHF...]